My son was singing a song. He was singing 'Simon & Garfunkel's' Kodachrome. You know...momma don't taaaaake my kodachrome awaaa-a-a-a-ayyyy.
Here is the conversation.
kelen: *singing* Momma don't taaaake my cordless phone awaaaaayyy.
momma: *trying to keep a straight face* Kelen...he's saying 'momma don't take my kodachrome away'
kelen: that's just dumb. there's no such thing as a kodachrome
momma: it was a camera from a long time before you were born.
kelen: mom LISTEN TO THE WORDS!!! *eyes rolling up into his head* HIS MOTHER ISN'T LETTING HIM TALK ON THE PHONE!
momma: *in a soothing tone* there were no such things as cordless phones when this song was written.
kelen: Geez mom. all phones are cordless.
He walks away and goes outside to play. Probably telling every boy in the neighborhood what a total moron his mother is.