I loathe Martha Stewart. And Donna Reed and Mrs. Cosby and the lady from the how to quilt show on PBS. Damn sewers. (That should be read as sew-ers not soo-ers as in the stinky place filled with crap).
I broke a needle (my last one) while trying to sew Kelen's pushcart derby patch onto his Cub Scouts brag rag. *sigh*